I don't care if this means my style is pedestrian. I'm willing to admit that my clothes are far more Real Simple than they are Vogue. And so, trends I have not bought into:
Oxfords, they make your legs look bad:
Rompers, which they are now making for fall STOP THE MADNESS:
Tapered, pleated pants make even models look like they are wearing a dirty diaper:
Dressy shorts are just WRONG, okay?
Booties. I might be coming around on these, but when done wrong (as they usually are) I find them unflattering:
Over the knee boots. Generally look whorey.
Open toed boots OMG. DUMB.
Saggy pocket t-shirts. YES, OMGagain, still!
Of all of these, the booties are starting to wear me down. Those Frye pretties have been whispering in my ear ever since Adrien posted them, but I'm still quite sure they would not look good on me. We'll see, booties. We'll see.
I also just hate the word bootie.