|Stripe Weekend dress|
It's the first Banana Republic thing I've liked in a million years! They didn't even slip in 2% wool to foil me!
A: I KNOW. IT'S SO STRIPEY. I also want these, but ha:
|Coclico Lorena in blue and in tan|
M: Oh my heck, they are the blue cousins to my yellow wedges! WHY ARE YOU DOING THIS.
A: I HATE MY STUPID FACE. I don't know, it's spring?
M: I have a sickness. It's called only wanting things neither my bank account nor figure can support:
|Numa Print Dress|
A: Oh that is ridiculously pretty. GOD.
M: Kelly freaking Wearstler.
M: And don't get me started with this dress, which is ridiculous and I WANT IT.
|DVF Glennis maxi dress|
A: I can't pull off maxi-anything but you can and that is beautiful and I think you should just punch Diane von Furstenberg in the face. Some nerve.
M: Right? Right. Right???
A: It's INFURIATING. IT MAKES ME WANT TO TRY STUFF ON. STUFF LIKE THIS:
|Theory cowlneck dress|
M: That dress is just a DUMB JERK AND WOULD LOOK SO GOOD ON YOU!
A: I KNOW RIGHT IT'S THE PERFECT STUPID SUMMER EASY DRESS. HATEFUL.
M: WAIT I MIGHT BE A LITTLE MAD AT YOU NOW.
A: WHAT DID I DO.
M: YOUR STUPID AWESOME WATCH AND NOW I WANT THIS WATCH AND I DON'T EVEN WEAR A WATCH, ADRIEN.
|La Mer Neon Wrap Watch|
A: IT IS JEWELRY THAT TELLS TIME. LIKE JEWLERY WITH AN APP.
M: APP JEWELRY I LIKE THE WAY YOU THINK.
A: WHY ARE WE STILL YELLING.
M: I don't know.
A: You need this too:
|Lotusgrace Colorblock Faille Dress|
M: I do not need that shiny Judy Jetson business.
A: I was trying to distract you. How about a drink? I could use a drink.
M: God, yes PLEASE. Gin? Ditch?
A: I will see you there.