(Marianne has temporarily come out of seclusion because this was too good to pass up.)
A: Girl!!!!!!!!!!
M: I know!!!!!
A: That just made my day.
A: CAMILLA.
M: CAMILLA DID YOU EAT ALL THE CHUNKY MONKEY?
A: CAMILLA DON'T YOU DARE CHANGE THAT CHANNEL.
M: PLENTY OF MEN WATCH TLC.
A: NO I'M NOT CRYING I HAVE ALLERGIES.
M: I FIND "A BABY STORY" TO BE VERY WELL DONE.
A: CAMILLA. BLANKY. NOW.
M: NO NOT THAT ONE WHY IS EVERYONE AGAINST MEEEEEEE.
A: HAS KANYE CALLED YET? ARE YOU SURE?
M: ARE YOU SURE THE PHOINE IS WORKING? CALL ME.
M: CAMILLA DID YOU CHANGE MY RINGTONE TO "I CAN'T MAKE YOU LOVE ME?"
A: CAMILLA WHY ARE WE OUT OF HOT POCKETS AGAIN??
M: YOU HAVE ONE JOB!
A: CAMILLAAAAA!!!
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camilla?
Fantastic.
ReplyDeleteSpectacular.
ReplyDeleteOn the plus side (there is no downside), Garance can now take a page from Nicole Kidman's book and start wearing heels again. Is ASkars single these days?
ReplyDeleteWhen I saw it on Garance's blog, I immediately thought of you...! :)
ReplyDeleteI love you
ReplyDeleteAwesomeness. Bwahahahahaha
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