M: Look at this chick, RUNNING in those shoes!
A: Poor thing doesn't realized she tucked that toilet seat protector right into her pants. How embarrassing!
M: Maybe that's why she is running? But seriously, I would SO fall down. This is like Fashion PhD work.
A: Um, she's a trained model, Marianne. You think that shit is easy? I am sure she at least has a Masters in Fashion Jumping.
M: Dude to the left of her is just as fascinated as me, FYI.
A: He doesn't seem fascinated so much as completely disgusted.
M: He is probably distracted by her sturdy legs. The SHobbit would say that's no model.
A: She does have visible muscle. Uh oh.
M: She might even be a size 4. Clearly plus size.
A: And look at her trying to outrun that car! She's clearly been ousted as a fraud.
M: Poor thing must be so scared.
A: I kind of love that jacket, though.
M: You so want to be Rizzo in Grease, don't you.
A: Want to be?
M: Are?
A: Thank you. Because Rizzo is the BEST CHARACTER IN THAT MOVIE.
M: No argument from me on that, though I have a soft spot for Frenchie:
A: Oh, she's the cutest. Why do I love Grease? It's so terrible.
M: I don't KNOW. It is really awful. But it could be worse. We could love Grease 2.
A: Um, Grease 2 has Maxwell Caulfield in it who was a BABE. So much cuter than John Travolta, who really wasn't ever cute at all.
Oh yeah, and Michelle Pfeiffer who's trying to get it stricken from the record.
M: I am certainly NOT singing Cool Rider to myself right now. No ma'am.
A: HA. I knew it. I think we all secretly love Grease 2.
M: Pretty much. I love that danged season song, too. Though Maxwell Caulfield will always, always be Rex Manning to me.
A: Eh, I suppose.
M: No to Empire Records? Really? I was OBSESSED.
A: I think I missed it somehow. I've seen it, but I don't think I saw it when I was supposed to. I'm pretty sure Singles was my Empire Records.
M: Ah. I liked Singles fine, but I can seriously sing every song from the Empire Records soundtrack. It's a little sad. Also, I thought he was so cute:
Oh, '90's.
A: Hee. He's like the poor man's River Phoenix.
M: Oh, totally. All appropriately disheveled hair and artfully baggy sweaters.
A: Goddamn River Phoenix. I'm sad.
M: Sigh.
I'll be your girl for all seasosn, all the year through.....Ah ah ah (ah ah ah ah) 'cause I love to be everything to youuuuu, just you....
ReplyDeleteI once bonded with a new friend when I knew what she meant when she said "Needs more ketchup!" Yes, I'm a dork.
Ohhhhhhhhhh River Phoenix ... good lord just lookit that boy.
ReplyDeleteThanks for putting "Cool Rider" in my head for the rest of the day. No, really. It's awesome.
ReplyDeleteA coooool rider. A co-oo-oo-ool rider. Dammit.
ReplyDeleteIf he's cool enough he can burn me through and through, WHOAAA!
ReplyDeleteOh Rexy, you are SO sexy! (**couldn't help myself. sorry. i'll let myself out now.**)
ReplyDeleteShe's not a model; that's Emily Weiss from IntotheGloss.com.
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