M: I kind of love
these:
A: Cute! My only thing is, do you wear them without socks or what?
M: I think I'd wear them with tights or sockless with pants. They must be from a previous season. I need some black booties still.
A: Well, I have black booties now thanks to you. I'm all good on boots.
M: Oh please, you are never all good on boots. What about
these?
A: Ugh, those are so good! Madewell is killing me right now. I would like the
leather leggings and
this linen t-shirt:
A: Because apparently I want nothing work-appropriate for fall.
M: Gaaaah, I love it.
A: Me too. So dumb.
M: Leather leggings might be too much even for my casual office, assuming I could shoehorn myself into them.
A: Well, and they're $550. WTF.
M: Lord. For $550 I want them to make me look like Emmanuelle Alt.
A: I would think so. In News of Disappointment, that
Vince Camuto dress arrived and I don't think I've ever put anything less flattering on my body.
M: Oh heck. That's a bummer.
A: Eh, it's money I can put toward fall things. Also, as predicted, the Gap leopard flats were dreadful. I think I'm going
Madewell on this one:
M: Gap shoes are made of sadness. Those are pretty perfect. Okay, one more pair of black booties. What do you think of
these?
M: I am surprised they are Clarks. You know they would be comfortable.
A: Oh, those are good! Definitely comfortable.
M: As much as I want to be all bad ass stomping around in
something like this, I need to be able to walk 10 miles in my shoes. I work in a huge building.
A: Oh my god that heel, I just cannot.
M: I would ACTUALLY die. Broken neck.
A: And what, exactly, is
happening here?
M: I...don't...what?
A: Confusing.
A: This pair is absolutely perfect:
M: Those are real pretty.
A: We will ignore the price part.
M: Price blindness.
A: Exactly.
in black for less than $120.
