A: I stumbled across these shoes
and I'm sort of...considering them? I have a 20% off coupon: |
| Coclico Renny |
M: Those are interesting for sure. I like the color.
A: I should be saving towards boots, but... I am bad at shopping.
M: Well, let's see. Don't you have purple shoes already?
A: Those are brown with purple trim! Totally different. I do have tall purple-ish Frye t-straps, though.
M: Ah, they read plum at first. You really, really want boots, though. Devil's advocate.
A: I know. Ugh.
M: I'm sorry! They are real pretty and definitely your style. But.
M: I think I want this haircut:
A: I love you, but that looks like long curly hair to me. (I AM BASICALLY A DUDE.)
M: I swear.
A: I'm sorry! I do not understand this photo in the context of "haircut" but it does look like glorious, long curly hair I will never have.
M: Sigh
A: It looks like your hair! Which is gloriously long and curly! I'm going to go play football now! Maybe drink some beer!
M: Impossible. Have you decided on the shoes?
A: Eh, free returns, I ordered them on spec.
M: Oooh. Yay for new shoes!
A: I'm pretty sure Coclico and Chie Mihara are made at the same place, so I'm curious.
M: I didn't know that! Interesting. I still covet those blue Coclico wedges.
A: Oh god, those are fantastic.
M: These are the perfect skinny jeans I have been searching for:
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| 7FAMK Slim Illusion Rinse Skinny Jeans |
A: Ooooh, those look really good! I had to return my original pair of 7 For All Mankind Kimmie jeans because they were more than 50% stretch and felt like Old Navy jeans. I try-tried again with these:
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| 7FAMK Kimmie |
A: Same cut, different fabric/color. They're pretty good.
M: Those look freaking perfect! I seriously might lose my mind and buy those skinny jeans.
A: I think that's entirely reasonable as long as they're absolutely perfect. I don't mess around with jeans. If that pair is on Amazon, they have two promotions running right now. You can get 20% off by signing up for their clothing emails or $20 off denim.
M: THEY ARE ON AMAZON TELL ME MORE I WILL BUY THEM RANOW.
A: Dammit, now I want these:
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| 7FAMK Slim Cigarette Jeans |
M: God, we are a sick lot. I really hope these jeans work. I was seriously in tears last week over my skinny jean situation? Sad.
A: I only have one pair of jeans I can wear with boots right now. It's downright tragical.
M: My Gap skinny jeans kind of split my peaches a bit and I just can't handle it any more.
A: I have my black skinny jeans that I can still squeeze into but my blue ones (Levi's) are OBSCENE.
M: Those Joe's jeans skinny monsters!
A: Oh, not those! I have another pair that are actual jeans. I'd forgotten about the "force them on" pants. Ha.
M: Just depressing.
A: YOU WILL LOVE THEM.
