Adrien: Seriously, I'm a fraud.

There was supposed to be a new outfit post here, especially since I didn't post many last week. So I tried. I tried and tried and tried to find something to wear that I hadn't already worn and I failed, mostly because I'd originally decided to wear pants today.

This just in: I hate pants. Specifically, I hate my pants. I don't actually own many pairs, and now I want to burn what pairs I do own. I have one particularly heinous pair of grey pinstriped Banana Republic Martin Fit trousers (two, actually) that I'm ruing the day I purchased because they are unflattering, too high-waisted, and also fully lined (which is normally a good thing but in this case the lining just wants to cling to my legs and be intimate with me in a way that makes my skin crawl. Being sexually harassed by your freaking pants is no way to start a Monday.

So, I ripped it all off and put on something that looks like this:

Combined with this:

And yes, I was late for work.