M: Effortless! Perfectly acceptable bike riding footwear.
A: She is gonna bust her ass.
M: Bless her heart.
A: She seems to be struggling. FASHION IS HARD.
M: "Why do the street style people like bikes so much? WHY?"
A: I think they're all hoping she will bust her ass. I know I am.
M: It's like the moddle Olympics. Up next, running across subway grates in stilettos.
A: Walking through traffic in heels is the gymnastics of the moddle Olympics:
M: Is she wearing an unfastened straight jacket? Don't answer that. I don't really care.
A: And finally, the main event! The sockless man stroll:
M: So many sweaty feet in one place should be illegal.
A: Someone is going to win the foot blister category for sure.
M: Gross.
A: Gold medal! In foot stank!
*photo source: http://streetfsn.blogspot.com
