M: I stress shopped at H&M and I need a shopping ban.
A: I’ve been stress shopping for my trip and now I’m convinced I need a raincoat. I def need a shopping ban.
M: Your Madewell jacket will be FINE! And a small umbrella!
A: What did you buy?
M: Oh just two dumb dresses and some definitely stupid pants.
A: It’s not like they don’t sell raincoats in London, right?
M: I was like WTF immediately after.
A: Ha. It’s the dopamine hit.
M: Wait, only one
stupid dress and
definitely stupid pants and probably
mistake jeans.
M: I didn’t even REMEMBER.
A: Ha! I had two Amazon boxes show up last week and I was like...I have no idea what I ordered.
M: Probably too short and unflattering:
A: That’s a cute shirt.
A: H&M never works for me.
M: It works fine on me but THESE WON’T:
A: They call them "ankle length." Do they not know where ankles are located?
M: I don’t know about you but my ankles are right below my knees. I’m a medical marvel!
A: You really are.
M: And I just don’t need these except my other black jeans are unwearable tight:
A: The jeans look good!
A: I did buy a great new toiletries kit because mine was on it’s last legs:
A: So exciting.
M: Oh damn I need that.
M: I travel so much and my toiletry sitch is sad.
A: It’s really good - I got
the medium sized bag.
M: Oh! I also bought a travel backpack in a fit of rage.
A: Ha! Me too!
M: What did you get? I got something
basic and simple because I was mad about the Lo & Sons one that’s TWO HUNDRED STUPID DOLLARS FOR A NYLON BACKPACK. Instead, this:
A: I got
this one:
A: And haaaa, I was mad at
the Dagne Dover $175 backpack which I want. Badly.
M: Oh I am mad about that one TOO.
M: Yours is cuter than mine but I needed something bigger. Basically big enough for my actual purse, laptop, chargers, giant headphones, etc.
A: Mine is small but perfect for a carry-on since I don’t need room for a laptop.
M: It’s cute though! I just have to schlep so much for work or kids.
M: Mine is Not Cute and I’m mad about that too but it was $30.
M: And has a luggage strap.
A: Nice! Fuck $200 backpacks.
M: It literally does all the same shit and has like 2000 positive reviews.
A: Yup
A: I love that we both went on the same backpack rage journey.
M: So much rage.
M: I’m also pretty mad at those
Away suitcases.
M: FYI
A: OMG DO NOT GET ME STARTED ON THOSE.
M: 
A: I WANT ONE BUT GODDSDMNTTT.
M: Do you know that one time the only reason I made a connecting flight was because a girl was sitting on the jetbridge with three flight attendants and a tool box because the battery was stuck and you have to remove it to check the bag? They had to take her dumbass
Away bag apart.
M: But also it was lilac and sooooo cute.
A: UGH
M: Also I know people that have them and guess what it’s just a suitcase.
A: WELL, FUCK YOU TOO, AWAY BAG.
A: It’s the suitcase version of
those clear vitamins.
M: OH MY GOD THOSE VITAMINSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS
M: maybe I need an Instagram break.
A: THEY HAUNT ME
A: 💊💊💊
M: I blame goddamn Goop.
A: Every single day.
