|House of Harlow Sunburst Necklace|
M: Oh, I see no reason you shouldn't get that! Me, I'll take these, please:
|Frye Veronica Shortie Boot|
A: Those need to be yours. It would be a CHRISTMAS CRIME if they weren't. I would like these boot which are out of stock everywhere and also really, really ridiculously expensive:
|Coclico Windy Boot|
A: But if someone really loved me enough they would track down a pair because boots = love.
M: God. I think those boots would make you a better person. My delicate toes would also like a pair of these, for winter hibernation purposes:
|J. Crew Lodge Moccasin|
A: Oh, those would be perfect for shuffling around the house in your robe. Very chic. I would very much like this iPad case in my life:
|Kate Spade Glitterball iPad Sleeve|
A: Also maybe an iPad to put in it. That would be nice.
M: THAT IS SO SPARKLY NOW I WANT ONE TOOOOO.
A: I KNOW. AND WHEN YOU GET BORED YOU CAN JUST TWIRL IT LIKE A DISCO BALL.
M: Sorry, distracted. Anyway, I found The Perfect Coat. Perfect for all your Kate Lanphear dreams and honestly more me than my badass leather jacket:
|Zara Leather Biker Coat|
A: Guh. Nnuf. Unnf.
M: It hurts my feeeeeelings.
A: It's just mean, is what it is. Mean. We should both get this to make us feel better:
|Bobbi Brown Extreme Party Eye Palette|
M: If there is anything I love, it's an extreme party.
A: I know, right? I am still waiting to be invited to one. I would wear this:
|Alice + Olivia Mona Sequined Dress|
M: You are the sparkliest. I'll wear this:
|Isabella Oliver Sequin Tunic Maternity Dress|
M: Here is something practical! I don't want to do a dumb diaper bag for this baby, and need something my husband would be okay carrying. Don't you think this little stripey backpack is sweet?
|Baggu Sailor Striped Backpack|
M: See? It's not ALL about me! This is for the BABY.
A: Oh, that is practical! And very unselfish of you. I also want a practical thing, this gym bag:
|New Balance Performance Duffle|
A: My Lululemon gym bag is an unwieldy disaster. (I know, I know.)
M: See? You are just looking out for your health.
A: Seriously, I am. I wish there were such a thing as a really cute gym bag that's also functional. I have Gym Bag Issues.
M: Poor bunny.
A: It's very sad for me.
M: I'll pray for your plight.