Showing posts with label help. Show all posts
Showing posts with label help. Show all posts

Monday, July 16, 2018

Travel Related Things I Feel Compelled To Purchase.

YOU GUYS. Now that I have my move behind me (well, mostly. Does anyone want to buy a shitty stack washer/dryer or help me unpack 20 boxes full of books?) I can focus on the Big Exciting International Trip I have planned with my boyfriend in September. This is a first for both of us so we're basically losing our minds.

Instead of doing useful things like figuring out exchange rates and learning how to say, "A bottle of wine and all of your cheese, please" in French I'm obsessing about what to bring. I really want to be one of those people who packs light but I don't travel a lot so I am REALLY BAD at packing light. Really, really bad. I always get mad at all the stuff I pack but never wear or use. I mean, how could I have known I wouldn't need eight pairs of shoes in NYC? They're all different!

Heh. So here's what I definitely need: a pair of magical pants that are comfortable like sweatpants for the flight, but also fashionable, wrinkle-free and pack really small. I think I've found them:


These are the Athleta Soho Jogger which I just bought on sale in the olive green color. I'd intended on buying them in black but the green was on sale and this picture made them look good:


They haven't arrived yet so we'll see about the color. I did try them on in the store along with this pair which was a strong runner-up:


In the end, I thought the Soho Jogger fit me better but I'd tried on nearly ever pair in the store by then and was basically snow blind. As previously reported, I also bought the Modern Sweatshirt which is even more on sale than when I bought it (dammit) and which will be a nice airplane layer.

Now, my other concern is sneakers. I want comfortable sneakers for walking around PARIS AND LONDON (OMG OMG) but I also don't want to look like an asshole. I do love my Nike Junvenate sneakers which are showing their age:


I am maybe just going to buy another pair but then I wondered if there wasn't something better and more interesting. I originally found my Nikes via Need Supply Co which has sneakers so cool they haven't been invented yet. Like these:


Or, I could get something like these Pumas which I've tried on, like, three different times but never purchased because I hate buying sneakers:


I could also get the newer Nike version of my Juvenate sneaker which is the Roshe One:


The benefit of the Nikes is that they weigh nothing and pack completely flat. However, in the rain they kind of suck. I figured I'd bring: One pair of sneakers, one pair of chelsea boots, and my silver Birkenstocks. That should cover a week, right? 

Now, luggage. Duh, of COUSE I want a new suitcase but that will depend on if I check my luggage or attempt to downsize my shit enough to carry on. I suspect carry-on is probably the thing to do, so my existing small suitcase is probably fine. I got it at TJ Maxx and it's this one but in white. TJ Maxx also has a similar case by BRICS which I've heard good things about:



My little suitcase is fine but I can't help wondering if there's a better option out there. Suggestions? (I'm not sure I'm ready to invest in an Away case or anything crazy expensive.) PS. free shipping today at TJ Maxx and how cute is this Aimee Kestenberg suitcase which I am definitely not buying? 

Okay, that was boring. NOW, one thing I do really need is a tote bag that's lightweight and zips at the top. I could go with my old standard LeSportSac but the totes are not inexpensive. Maybe something fun like this instead:


I looooove the color and the striped handles. It comes with a shoulder strap and it's on sale! It might have to be mine. Unless you tell me not to. Seriously, if you're an experienced traveler, lay it on me. Like, packing cubes: Yay or Nay? (Marianne says NAY.)

Tuesday, March 22, 2016

Everything Is Terrible. Please Send Wine.

Apparently the idea of buying a new swimsuit has broken my brain, you guys. First, I talked to Marianne about it. A lot. 

A: I really need to buy a damn new swimsuit *knife emoji*

M: Ughhhh

A: The pool isn’t open for another two months but by then all the good ones will be gone and I'll end up with something like this:

 Nautica Absolutely Shore Swim Dress

M: Yeah get on it. It’s painful.

A: How much is too much for a swimsuit? $100ish?

M
: That’s what I spend on suits. In my experience it’s just worth it.

A: I need quality and longevity. I will be dammed if I ever buy another disappointing Target suit.

A: I’m thinking maybe a cute one piece with a funky pattern? Not, like Mara Hoffman funky, but something like this, maybe?

Kenneth Cole Reaction

M:
Cute!

A: OR! Literal busted can of biscuits:

#nope

M: Nope.

A:
I mean. Who. Why.

...

I then went to an actual department store to try on actual swimsuits with Kate tagging along for moral support. My favorite bikini of all time is made by La Blanca and it's held up remarkably well so I thought I'd start with there. I tried on this one which I thought looked really cute on the internet:


  La Blanca Island Goddess

It did not look really cute on me. Nor did the other SIX (!) suits I tried on but I did learn something - 1. Dillard's lighting is total bullshit, and 2. I am better off in a bikini. It's not that I particularly love flaunting my midsection but one piece suits don't seem to work for my short waisted, narrow shouldered self - they were all simultaneously too big and too small. The beauty of the bikini is that you can mix and match the top and bottom in different sizes. So I toddled home and got busy with Zappos and 6pm.com. I ordered this set:

La Blanca Solid Bandeau Bra
 La Blanca Tangier Shirred Band Hipster

(Actually, I had to order the bottom from Zappos and the top from 6pm because that is how my life is now. I can't even tell you how much thought went into this process. It better fucking fit.)

I bought this set from 6pm.com because it looks cute enough and it's marked down:

La Blanca Catalonia Bandeau Bra
La Blanca Catalonia Hipster

Now when everything arrives I can pour myself a glass of wine and avoid the terrible body-shaming florescent lighting of the Dillard's dressing room and hopefully find a swimsuit that doesn't make me want to cry. And, if it does make me cry, well, at least I'll already be at home. I will keep y'all posted!

Tuesday, December 9, 2014

Holiday Stages of Grief Gift Guide: Denial.

So, the classic stages of grief are:

  1. Denial
  2. Anger
  3. Bargaining
  4. Depression
  5. Acceptance
These can very, very easily be applied to the holiday season. I'm currently still rolling with stage #1 which is just great.

Now is the part where I'm supposed to give you all some fantastic gift ideas that will make you think I'm a holiday genius who finished her gift shopping back in July. Hahahaha. Instead you'll probably think, "Oh, a candle. Great idea, idiot. I'd never have thought of that."  TOO BAD. You'll read my gift guide and you will like it or get nothing and be happy with that.*

So, we'll start with the easiest most fun people to shop for, your girl friends. Yay!

Anthropologie may be ridiculous when it comes to the clothing but they have a really nice gift section (I think all of my friends have one of those cute initial mugs by now) and are currently offering an extra 30% off sale items with code EXTRAMERRY. My picks:

Winter Blooms Ceramic Candle

with matching hand cream:

Winter Blooms Hand Cream

I also think this folding mirror jewelry box would make a really lovely gift and the price is amazing:

Folding Mirror Jewelry Box

These labradorite earrings aren't on sale but aren't they pretty?

Nettle Wisp Drops

Another store I like for gifts is Restoration Hardware. The furniture is redonk but they do fun gifty toys and a whole amazing line of faux fur things that I adore, including these $19 slippers:

faux fur scuff slippers

If your best lady friend is into makeup there are a million options, but I think fancy palettes are always a fun way to go:

Urban Decay Naked On The Run


Lorac Pro Palette 2
Kat Von D Chrysalis Eyeshadow Palette


Jewelry is always a solid choice and Piperlime generally has some good deals on cool stuff. My very favorite Giles & Brother railroad spike bracelet is currently an extra 30% off with code CELEBRATE:

Railroad Spike Bracelet

The code should work on these pretty sparkly Kate Spade bits too:

Small Square Studs

Speaking of, Kate Spade is also great for fun cell phone or iPad cases:

Space Cadet iPhone case
It’s Written in the Stars Mini iPad Hardcase


Finally, I have always loved receiving the kind of books that I'd never buy myself. Marianne bought me this last year, which I highly recommend:

Grace: A Memoir

And something like this would also make a great fashion-y gift:

The Fashion Book




*A friend of mine once told me that her dad would say that when a gift wasn't well received.


Monday, July 22, 2013

Adrien: No Help.

Oh my God, you guys. It's the Monday after my vacation and I almost got towed this morning (please don't mind me in my pajamas and flip flops running across the parking lot waving my keys! ALL GOOD NO REALLY.)  The humidity is making my hair all derpy and I didn't bother to tuck my shirt in and I JUST CANNOT WITH THIS DAY.

Anyway, I managed to clothe myself appropriately if not in a highly fashionable manner. Please be kind and behold:
Should I have tucked?
God, yes I should have.

But there's this.


Never mind, just enjoy the pretty bag.