Monday, September 9, 2013

Adrien: Wardrobe Hole.

When I posted this outfit I was annoyed with myself for, once again, failing to own the one thing my wardrobe really lacks - nice tops. I have a drawer full of t-shirts and every time I try to go buy a pretty top or a fun print blouse I come home with...a t-shirt. I recently went to Banana Republic and tried on this and this and... almost bought this. Then I realized, HOLY SHIT THAT IS A T-SHIRT, DUMMY. Seriously, what the hell is my problem?

I left it there and slunk into my old crazy-sale standby Ann Taylor where they were offering 50% off of all sale stuff and they had a ridiculous amount of cute tops and also some weirdly hideous ones. (I mean, what is this?) I tried on everything and ended up buying this, which I really love:





Success! It's not a t-shirt. Bonus, it also looks cute worn loose over skinny jeans. There might be hope for me yet.

blouse: Ann Taylor Modern Moon Print Ruffle Neck Shell
skirt: Ann Taylor (similar red pencil skirt on sale!)
shoes: Chie Mihara (Similar black CM pumps)
bag: Andrea Brueckner (very nice similar and also a tan version of mine on eBay right now!)

Friday, September 6, 2013

Weekend Window Shopping: Statement Necklaces.

We started exchanging links to statement necklaces we loved and, um, we couldn't stop? There are so many good ones out there! Bonus: every single one of these is under $50:















Deeply Disappointed.

M: I saw a boy for Friday and now I can't remember. I think someone said he was in Magic Mike.

A: Ooh.

M: Hold pls

M: Alex Pettyfer. He'll do:


M: Why haven't I seen this movie? I am dying.


A: Seriously dude.

M: What is my problem??

A: We need to watch this together.

M: Yes!!

A: Matthew McConaughey in a belly shirt!!1

M: WTF???

A: Don't ask why.

M: And booty shorts?!

A: It's very heterosexual.

M: Suuuuuure.

M:


A: #THICKE

M: It always comes back to this.

A: Pretty much. But seriously, how have you not seen Magic Mike?

M: I honestly don't know. I have no excuse.

A: I'm disappointed in you.

M: I am so sorry.


M: Please stop me.

A: It's okay. You can stop, honey.

M: Anyway, Alex Pettyfer.

A: Awfully pretty.

M: He'll do.

A: He looks like Ashton Kucher's more symmetrical brother.

M: I get a more Beckham-y vibe.

A: I see that. But my search keeps pulling up pics from when he was 15 or something.


A: You know, last year.

M: No no no. Hush.

A: He was born the year I graduated high school.

M: He is...23.

A: Basically a toddler. Who can buy me vodka tonics.

M: He's legal.

A: I will allow it.

Thursday, September 5, 2013

Marianne: On Nursing Clothing (and makeup talk)

I'm going to cut right to the chase, I think most nursing clothing is flat out UGLY. I mean, COME ON. And this! Y'all, don't wear that! (Also, this came up in my search and made me laugh. Heh.)

That said, this Liz Lange for Target nursing dress is okay (this one is sold out but this is similar. This one too.). I guess. It looks like maternity clothing which means I don't love the way it makes my belly look, but it's fine. Wearing cute shoes with it helps, as does a cute bag. But I'm not enthused.

But hey, my hair looks pretty good! And my skin. I'm going to say something controversial: WE ARE ALL WASTING OUR TIME WITH TINTED MOISTURIZER. Lately I've been annoyed with the weak coverage, the lack of staying power, and how effing shiny tinted moisturizer makes me. I live in the humid south, I don't need dewy makeup. So, on the advice of a twitter friend I decided to try Smashbox Studio Skin 15-Hour Foundation and y'all. Y'ALL. I HAVE BEEN WASTING MY TIME. This stuff looks natural, has buildable coverage, and stays put for an entire day. And it doesn't make my skin freak out, either. Try it. I insist!
Air-dried hair, yo.

Wednesday, September 4, 2013

Beauty Reviews: Fresh Sugar Cherry, Marc Jacobs Highliner, Some Other Crap.

Hey, I made a Sephora order recently and I though it would be fun to break it all down and review all the stuff I got. Here's the lot:



I bought:


- Fresh Sugar lip treatment in Cherry. I don't know why I decided on this new color instead of my beloved plum. I mean, I like plum! It works for me! Why did I fall for the new? I didn't like Cherry at all to the point that I went to the store in the creepy mall and returned it. $22.50 is way too much money for lip stuff and way WAY too much money for lip stuff you don't like. The color was obnoxious on me and I didn't think it felt as silky and moisturizing as the plum color. I don't know, maybe you will adore it but it didn't work for me.



- Urban Decay 24/7 liner in Ransom that I told you all was a steal on sale for $6. If you miss out on this don't come crying to me. Go git it. I have reviewed these liners here and here and they are good times as long as you avoid the chunky glitter colors.



- Bumble and bumble Straight. I reviewed this already and I still like and use it even though it smells like a dude. What can you do? Bumble has my hair number and won't stop drunk-dialing me. I like the attention.


- Benefit Fakeup. Hahaha, no review for you! Just kidding, we're both going to review this in a separate post. This was a total fakeup. Get it? I just fired myself, don't worry.

Okay, that's what I bought and the rest of that shit is samples. I know, right? That's the way to do it with Sephora - do not order until there are good samples to be had and also use eBates for 2.5% back (my referral link) because why wouldn't you? Also, take advantage of the Beauty Insider program to earn points towards deluxe samples. I don't know, I just do what they tell me to. So, samples! I got:



- Marc Jacobs Highliner. I saw the new Marc Jacobs line in the store and wanted to buy all of it just because it's SO PRETTY. Seriously, its some of the nicest packaging I've ever seen ever. Check out the Hi-Shine Nail Lacquer:



OooOoooh. I don't even buy nail polish and I want that. Anyway, I got a mini version of the Highliner, which is just black gel eyeliner in a slightly-awkward-to-hold size. I don't usually wear black liner but this stuff is pretty nice. It glides right on just like gel liner should. It was black. Also, free. I was not displeased.


- Laura Mercier Smooth Finish Foundation Powder. This was a deluxe sample that I got with a code. I am pretty happy with it though I'm not sure the color is the right match. I am not generally one for powder foundations but this gives nice coverage for an end of the day touch-up or minimal coverage when brushed over bare skin for a little polish. It can be used wet or dry but I've only tried it dry so clearly I'm the worst product reviewer ever. Woo.

- Smashbox Photo Finish Foundation Primer. I'm wearing this on my face right now! I generally do not love slathering my face with silicone but it seems to be doing the trick, as my foundation is still where I left it on my face.

- First Aid Beauty Facial Radiance Pads. I've tried two of these and so far nothing about my face is radiant but I'm going to keep going. I'll let you know if anything significant happens.

- Bumble and bumble Gentle Shampoo. It's fine, it smells good, it gets your hair clean. I save it for travel.

- Urban Decay Naked Skin Weightless Ultra Definition Liquid Makeup (too! many! words!) I actually already own this product so I'll probably be throwing this sample in with the next Pile 'O Samples giveaway. It's nice foundation though slightly too drying for the winter months.

That's it! Have you bought any beauty products that were great (or awful) lately? Do tell.

Tuesday, September 3, 2013

Buy This (So We Don't Have To): Chie Mihara Wedges.


Orangey goodness.

Black is always fantastic.
These Chie Mihara wedges on Shoescribe are killing us, you guys. Killing. Us. They're beautiful and come in two colors and there are lots of sizes left and UGH. So marked down. Someone buy them and please tell us about it so we can cry happy/sad tears for you/us.

Adrien: Resigned to Fall.

My workplace ramps up in September and I feel like I have to start dressing like an adult person again. No more inappropriately short shift dresses and minimal sandals for me! Except, it's still in the 90s so whatever, I'll probably keep wearing that stuff until the weather changes or someone yells at me. However, last week I had meetings and stuff and in work-appropriate desperation I rediscovered this old Banana Republic dress I'd forgotten I had. It's pretty simple and the (slightly depressing) pattern pairs well with bright colors. Stupid fall. (I love you, Summer! Never change! XOXO.)





dress: Banana Republic (another cute BR print dress)
sandals: Chie Mihara (this pair is similar and on sale)
locket: J. Crew (Similar House of Harlow locket)