Friday, March 9, 2012

Still Nothing.

A: The Sartorialist hasn't gotten back to us about our awesome photo pairings. Maybe he didn't get it?

M: I mean...what's not to get? IT'S BRILLIANT.

A: We are really masters of our craft here, SHobbit.

M: It's elevating his photography to a new level.

A: I'm sure he loves that I ruthlessly crop his photos. I'M HELPING.

M: Free photo editing!

A: Totally free! I am basically his intern.

M: Adrien, I don't know how to say this, but you aren't tall enough to be his intern. You have to be able to reach the tippy top shelves.

A: Not even in 4" heels?

M: Maaaaaybe.

A: Well, if that asshole isn't going to use our photo pairings, I feel like we should do SOMETHING with them.

M: Something like....THIS?

A: Yay! We are totally going to get sued.

M: Yup.


  1. Oh, those are bleeping hilarious! Thank you for a great start to my day!

  2. You guys are masters of your craft. The Sartorialist will just have to RECOGNIZE. Also, I think parody falls under fair use.

  3. Yayyyyyyyyy! I seriously love these, great job ladies.

  4. OMG I'm peeing my pants laughing at this and the previous SHobbit post. Awesome.

  5. So when I clicked on the link, I was all "No those bitches didn't!!" But you did and I'm so glad you did. Seriously the best Tumblr EVER. You ladies crack me up!!

  6. I'm with Cynthia on this one: fair use! Which, thank goodness exists, because I think this is geeeeeenius.


  7. That. Is. Awesome. Carry on.

  8. Thanks you guys! We're delighted that you like it. :)

  9. Seriously, you guys. Y'all are our PEOPLE.

  10. ohmfg who are you two and why don't you have a tip jar??
    is that an aardvark next to garance?

    1. That is a tapir! And please check out our SartorialZoo Tumblr for more where that came from:

  11. Oh sweet Jesus on a pogo stick. I just about hurt myself laughing.

    You ladies are hilarious, completely hilarious! I'm glad I found this blog.