A: This just in! There is something at Anthro I might actually want to buy!
M: That is pretty damn great. My inner hippie loves the outfit they paired it with, too. I am fixated on this sweater/top/jeans combo (NOT the shoes, though) which I can't track down the source of.
M: I will give you a dollar if you can tell me why I keep staring at this picture like it's my own personal Sparkly Vampire:
I maybe just love her hair? And okay the scarf. And the gloves. And the orangeyness.
A: I'm really liking a lot of J Crew stuff this fall. It's probably good that none of it fits me. But, I'd pretty much love this in nearly every color:
SOFT LIKE PUPPY.
M: Oh yes. I need so many new sweaters. That's right, NEED. Know what else I need? This watch, even though I don't wear a watch. I make sense!
A: I actually do need sweaters. Mine are so sad! And oh man, I love that watch. Just think of it as jewelry that also tells you the time! MULTITASKING ACCESSORIES YO.
M: Yes! It's pretty much a bracelet that also is a clock. Hey, I just invented watches.
A: That is a thousand dollar idea right there, Marianne. Also, a thousand dollar idea, that someone should be giving me these for Christmas:
M: OH MY GOD SO SHINY. Also shiny and never going to happen? This ring:
I WANT IT I WANT IT I WANT IT NOW!
A: Oh, that is shiny! And a little confusing. But shiny!
M: Here, this helps:
A: I don't know if that helps. Still, it's really cool. You know what we both need? Bam:
M: WHY YES WE DO.
A: I KNOW RIGHT.
M: I am pretty sure that makeup would make me a better person.
A: I don't know if it would make me a better person, but I'd sure be a lot nicer. Maybe.
M: And sparkly...er.
A: That too! We win.