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A: Long weekend coming up and the pool's open. Want to go swimming?
M: OKAY JUST LET ME GRAB MY VICTORIAN BATHING COSTUME BE RIGHT THERE.
A: Victorian who in the what now?
M: I am not exactly in bikini shape.
A: I don't know, this guy looks pretty fit:
M: Looking pretty smug in your KNITTED swimsuit, dude.
A: Um:
M: I'm sorry I even brought this up. Can we go back to Mr. Red Trunks up there? He needs my help adjusting things.
A: THE LEGS ON THOSE MEN. I can't get over it!
M: They work out.
A: Yes. And Mr. Red Trunks clearly does too. And he needs help. Marianne, HELP HIM.
M: STAND STILL YOUR TRUNKS ARE ALL BUNCHY.
A: SAY THAT AGAIN. SLOWLY.
M: BUUUUUUUUUUNNNNNNNCCCCHHHHHYYYYYYY.
A: AWWWW YEAH IT IS.
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