Monday, December 5, 2011

I think we can agree on Firth.



M: Who the hell is Michael Fassbender and why am I just hearing about him? Who is dropping the ball around here?



A: I think I'm broken. He gets nary a blip from me.

M: You are just having a bad week.

A: No, I really just look at him and think...hhmmm. Nope.

M: Hrmph.

A: But that means he's for youuuuu.

M: True, but it's more fun when we agree.

A: AND, I don't get why his piercing blue eyes are fine, but my man Daniel's are creepy.

M: They aren't all buggy.

A: FINE.

M: You can't fight science.

A: *sigh*

M: I am sure you will turn your nose up at him because he's not all BEEFY, but I am really feeling Rupert Friend right now:



A: Oh, he's a Sensitive Ponytail Guy, huh? Sorry, nope.

M: HE WAS DOING A PERIOD PIECE.

A: Did he cry in it? Because he looks like he'd cry really easily.

M: You are such a turd.

A: SORRY. (Not really.)

M: You want macho? Fine.



A: Jerk.


M: I was provoked.

A: Can we agree on Colin Firth?

M: Well, duh.



A: THAT.

M: Uh huh.

5 comments:

  1. I'll take one of each, please. Well, except for Macho Man. Not him (RIP, tho).

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  2. Rupert Friend = artsy approved Jordan Catalano.

    Fassbender is so yummy. Can't wait to see his sex addiction movie. And Colin Firth trumps all!

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  3. I was at a party a couple of weeks ago when the subject of one Michael Fassbender came up. One of the girls there didn't know who he was, so we pulled up a pic of his, and lo'! instant fan conversion. He's DA BOMB. I'd watch X Men Year 1 again, just for his turn as Magneto. Rawr.

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  4. I can explain the appeal of Michael Fassbender in two words: Mr. Rochester. http://focusfeatures.com/jane_eyre

    (Get thee to Netflix!)

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  5. I saw it! I saw Jane Eyre and I was still unmoved. Sorry, I'm busted.

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