Friday, April 6, 2012

Thank Fassmember It's Friday.


I might have pinkeye

A: HEY. This article is NSFW but absolutely worth getting fired over. 

M: Why is he crying???

A: Perhaps because his eyes look kind of rheumy?

M: Really.

A: Like Daniel Craig.

M: His eyes aren't RHEUMY so much as he might have a slight thyroid problem.

A: I'm just saying, it looks a little like he might have pinkeye?

M: I AM REALLY HAVING TROUBLE UNDERSTANDING WHY WE ARE STILL TALKING ABOUT HIS EYES.

A: NO SHIT RIGHT HE IS NAKED. SO SO SO NAKED.

M: SO VERY COMPLETELY NAKEDDDD.

A: IT IS MAKING ME FEEL FUNNY.

M: The one. With the pants? I just. Smerglekfds.

A: IKNOWWHSDAKBKAKAKAKAKAKAKAKAKAJSSSSSS!!!11

M: I think I need to lay down. Just for a minute. On his abs.

A: I keep looking at the pants one from different angles like I'll be able to see more that way.

M: I tried making my screen brighter.

A: ME TOO. God.

M: Now I'm remembering that one of our commenters called it the Fassmember and I'm giggling like a schoolgirl.

A:  It's all so good. Except for his eyes.

M: AGAIN WITH THE EYES I MEAN REALLY.

A: I'm just saying! It's not my favorite part.

M: You are impossible.

2 comments:

  1. Thank you, thank you, thank you. Nice ahem pictures.

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  2. Lol, yes, pants picture...ooh la la...

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