Friday, May 10, 2013

Magic Dog Oil.


A: Read this and then come back to discuss.

So magical

M: Every time I manage to forget about that wildly expensive oil, SOMEONE manages to remind me.

A: IT'S A BEAUTY HOLY GRAIL. APPARENTLY.

M: SHUTUP.

A: I'll bet Gwyneth Paltrow uses it for her feet or something.

M: She uses it on her dog.

A: She cooks with it.

M: Except it's probably not cleanse-approved.

A: Oh! Does it have carbs?

M: It's OIL. Surely that's not approved.

A: Duh, the food isn't for HER. She doesn't do that.

M: She doesn't "do" "food".

A: That's what I'm saying. But the dog's coat looks super shiny.

M: And youthful.

A: And smells like heaven.

7 comments:

  1. My Skin and Bones, per your referral, is quite fancy enough for me (and my dog), thank you very much.

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    1. Yay! I love that stuff. I need to order more, actually.

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  2. You guys....I come here on Friday expecting CUTE BOYS, not some stupid oil :/ Very disappointed in you, very disappointed indeed.

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    1. I know! I'm sorry, we've both had crazy weeks. How about if I promise you DOUBLE CUTE BOYS next Friday? (I don't really know what that means but we'll figure something out.)

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    2. I'm holding you to the DOUBLE CUTE BOYS promise. It has been a long, hard semester at Random Midwestern University, and I need some distraction.

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