Friday, May 3, 2013

Superman Doesn't Need Pants.


M: I can't tell if he's hobbit-sized or not, but there are some very good cheekbones/eyes happening here and I think it's worth discussing:




A: The Internet says he's 6'1" which means he's 5'11 which is perfectly respectable. And he is wearing far, far too many clothes. God, do I have to do everything around here?




M: HI HELLO WELCOME TO AMERICA SIR.

A: PLEASE COME SIT HERE NEXT TO ME.

M: CAN I TAKE YOUR PANTS?

A: WHAT? WE DON'T WEAR PANTS HERE.

M: You want to fit in, right?

A: He's going to stick out like a sore thumb in those pants, Marianne. DO SOMETHING.

M: HE JUST WON'T LISTEN.

A: I'm sorry, were you saying something?




M: Nope.

A: ...




M: Not a word.

A: Not one.

7 comments:

  1. I posted a comment on your website probably over a year ago predicting he'd be a hot star. I first spotted him in the Tudors. You should rent the series. It had ALOT of steamy sex scenes!

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  2. Kim, that's exactly what I came here to say! The Tudors is a shit series--bad history, horrible acting, terrible writing . . . but this guy has a semi-starring role in it, and that makes Tudors viewing entirely worthwhile. (The costumes and sets are pleasant too.)

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  3. What Kim and greatblueheron neglected to say is that ol' Henry up there is often NAKED in the Tudors. That's worth the price of admission right there!

    He is my NEW.FAVORITE.OBSESSION so I was especially pleased to see him as your focus for today. :)

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  4. I just girly sighed. I've never girly sighed.

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  5. That's so funny, because when I look at his pictures I don't want to wear my pants either.

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