Wednesday, September 9, 2020

We Discuss: Fuzzy Sandals and Good Pens.


M:
I have found my fall quarantine shoes.

M: Are you ready

M: I don’t think you are.

A: I don't think I am.

M: GET ON BOARD:


A: Listen, I once had a delightful pair of furry Ugg flip-flop slippers

A: I wore them until the fur was gone.

M: I feel like no one sees my feet any more and these feel right.

A: Cheaper than Birks!

M: Yes! And I really don’t need a THIRD pair of furry Birks.

A: Wait, if you have two pairs of shearling Birks why do you need these Uggs.

A: Sorry, that was rude. Need is subjective.

M: “Need”

M: Let’s not go down THAT road.

A: I already apologized!

M: Haha

M: Though the fur is much less furry on my Birks a year later and these are more like slippers.

A: I am not trying to KonMari you.

M: If I am going to survive the likely hellscape that is Fall 2020 I need FLUFF

M: I also bought a matching sweatsuit so I AM READY

A: I love that you bought a matching sweatsuit. How very early aughts!

M: At least it doesn’t say Juicy on the rear.

A: We can fix that.

M: My rear speaks for itself.

M: I am also about to embark on another round of SummerFoot.

M: I can’t believe we’ve been doing this long enough for TWO SUMMERFEET

M: (I’m very all caps today I’m sorry)

A: I have done zero SummerFooting.

A: I bought it, but never actually did it.

M: Come with me on this journey.

M: Tonight, we should FaceTime while we soak and wrap our feet in goo.

A: Oh god

A: Okay

M: I have so little to live for.

A: I have the new pens you recommended, so.

M: I love those pens.

A: They are really good pens.

M: I miss office supplies.

A: I also have a new Bowie notebook that I’m going to write in probably:

M: ADRIEN

M: Write TO DO on the first page I mean it.

A: I AM WORKING UP TO IT

M: So pretty

A: I KNOW RIGHT

M: Sir Bowie would want you to write in it.

A: FINE: 


M: Hey, look you’ve already checked something off. You’re welcome.

A: You are a mean lady. 

5 comments:

  1. How do you feel your shearling birk sandals have held up?

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    1. I only have the shearling Boston clogs and they've held up well. The shearling isn't as fluffy after a full winter of wearing them, but they're still comfy.

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  2. I'm ready for another round of summerfoot/babyfoot, too. I did it for the first time ever in April. The peeling/shedding was annoying enough that at first I thought it wasn't worth it, but changed my mind b/c my feet were so smooth.

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