M: Ha! I still haven't seen it.
A: That guy you love from Game of Thrones is in it. AND HE IS THE BEST PART.
M: Ooooh, nice. He's married to Lisa Bonet!
A: WHAT. Srsly?
A: She gets all the hot dudes. Unfair.
M: She must be something else in the sack.
A: She better be or I'm gonna be mad.
M: Mojo vaginer.
A: I'm enjoying this movie more than I thought I would.
M: I'll put it in my queue.
A: Like, unironically.
A: I still think Channing Tatum is weird looking.
M: He's not fully formed. But a good dancer.
A: Matthew McC wears leather pants a lot.
A: He is the best.
A: Wait! Not the Game of Thrones guy, I meant True Blood guy.
|I'm the one on the right.|
A: Joe Whatshisface.
A: He's SO good.
M: He is delicious.
A: They keep putting him in the back row because he's 6'5" which is awesome and also bullshit. FRONT OF STAGE.
|What the crap, right?|
M: Lets make a new stripper movie all about HIM.
M: I would climb him like a tree.
A: He's a redwood.