Thursday, June 4, 2015

Hem Hate-On.

A: This is NOT A FASHION THING:

image source: Trendy Crew

L: It's like all us short people have revolted!

A: Is she using her hems as shoes?

L: If it is indeed "a statement," how exactly are they not falling over all the time?

A: I mean, the rest of her outfit is INCREDIBLE and then...filthy pant hem slippers.

L: Agree! I was wondering what I was missing because I hadn't SCROLLLLLLLED down far enough.

A: But really. How do they not fall all over the place?

L: Perhaps there is some sort of hover-device concealed in all these too-long pants!

A: WELL NOW.


L: ADRIEN, YOU'VE SOLVED THE RIDDLE!!

A: Fashion people aren't so smart after all.

L: I'm buying hover shoes.

A: Do it. LET YOUR HEMS DOWN.

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