A: Those bastards
M: It is really shiny and bounty. Those assholes.
A: I love the volume shampoo so much. $50 shampoo jerkwads.
M: They are the WORST.
A: The French think they so fancy.
M: Seriously it looks like I just got my color refreshed. This has to be made out of something evil.
A: It’s made out of baby unicorn blood and puppy tears. I hope you’re happy.
M: So bouncy. Youth hair.
A: Now I kind of hate you.
M: I’m not even sorry.
A: I understand
A: Your harrrrrrr! You are the worst.