Monday, February 15, 2016

We Are Baffled Yet Again. (Probably NSFWish)


M: I have a lot of questions:


A: How does. Where do you. But they. Why. WHY. WHYYYYY.

M: I am legit baffled.

A: WHO WOULD THAT LOOK GOOD ON.

A: This one would be hilarious on me:


M: I think they forgot how to bra.

M: I mean:


A: There ain't no bra in that sserie.

M: I do commend them for giving work to nipple-less underwear models:


A: I'm just sitting here with my mouth hanging open.

M: I don't think they are selling this as sexy limited use lingerie! I think they are like, this is a reasonable and supportive thing to wear!

A: It comes with a "matching g-string with a peekaboo front" because apparently All Your Junk Is Hanging Out is the thing now.

M: NO THANK YOU.

A: YOU STARTED IT.

M: I HAVE REGRETS.

A: I hope you're happy.

M: I’m really not.

A: Want to come over and drink gin in a ditch with me?

M: Let me grab a sweater.

A: *high five*

2 comments:

  1. These look like something a not-particularly-well-informed 13-year-old boy would sketch on lined notebook paper in the back of U.S. Government class while his buddies elbow each other and snicker and make the girls nearby uncomfortable.

    She says, from the ditch, in her sweater, only one gin down

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  2. where have their nipples gone? were they cold and went to look for warmer locales?

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