M: God I just saw these really adorable jeans on a blog and clicked the link and WHELP:
|Valentino contrast-hem high-rise jeans|
M: I was hoping they would be $120. God.
A: I am sort of breathless.
M: It's like I have opened some kind of portal.
A: A hell portal? Or just a new dimension?
A: This is terrible to admit, but if I had the kind of money where a $990 pair of jeans was something I could afford, I'd probably do it.
M: Oh me too. I like to think I wouldn't, but I would.
A: I totally would. And I'd have glorious, glorious handbags that cost as much as cars.
M: I would be a horrible horrible person.
M: "What? This old thing?"
A: I just hissed through my teeth.
A: "It's just my lame everyday bag."
M: This reminds me of this article, which features not one but TWO $40,000 bags, including a crocodile backpack. I'll just leave you with this.
A: Goodbye cruel world.