Thursday, December 2, 2010

Deep Email Thoughts


Marianne:

I think I'm going to lose 50 pounds and become Giovanna. Yes?

Also, how old is Garance Dore? Sometimes she looks really young and other times I think she's in her 40's.

Adrien:

I assume she's about my age, but I have no idea. Giovanna makes me want to cry, she's so pretty.

Marianne:

I want to BE her. Seriously. 50 pounds. I can do it!

Adrien:

Totally.

Marianne:

I have to stop looking at pictures of her or I'm going to claw my doughy face right off.

Adrien:

She's NOT HUMAN. Not human. Alien.

PS. I'm going to start calling myself the Virginian Fashion Giantess.

Marianne:

Yesss!

Adrien:

35. Garance is 35. Not my age, so much.

Marianne:

Pish, close to your age. Between the two of us. I thought she was older, but that picture of her in Vogue (on her site) made her look younger. Too bad she's schtumping a hobbit. A cheating hobbit.

Marianne: 

Also, I think the woman on The Sartorialist today is wearing a for-real Hair Cuttery hairdressers smock.


5 comments:

  1. I'm not with you guys on Giovanna Battaglia. No forehead! I go with Lou Doillon. She's so stylish, she doesn't even need clothes. Also love her half-sister, Charlotte Gainsbourg. No matter what she does or what she wears: cool!

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  2. Do not like either of them. Garance Dore and her "plus-sized" models are jokes and unhealthy really irks me. Because, you know, anorexic models are so damn healthy.

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  3. p.s. - saw that photo the other day and wondered why that girl wearing the ugly smock merited any attention.

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  4. oh you know, not much to say except you guys always crack me up. I agree about Giovanna...and who's the other one? Olivia something? Gah, so cute, so elegant, so flawless.

    I think the bent hair thing is hat head.

    Is the Schtobbit CHEATING on Garance?? Good grief.

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  5. Palermo. Olivia Palermo.

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