Friday, January 7, 2011

More Email Rage.

 A: I just sent a bitchy message to Sony about their over-priced fucking no-information t-shirts. GOD.

M: Wait, what? T-shirts Sony who?

A: I'm always looking for a really great Bowie shirt and I thought maybe I'd found it, but they're hella expensive:

They give zero information about sizing (or material), so I emailed them to ask and this is the response I got back:

Thank you for contacting MyPlay Direct.

I'm sorry to inform you that size chart is not available. However these T-shirts are standard adult sizes.

PARDON ME. I sent back a bitchy message about how $58 is a lot of money for a t-shirt so some actual product information would be REALLY HELPFUL.

M: Oh, for crying out loud! That is ridiculous.

A: I am SO MAD.

M: Fuck Sony. DAMN THE MAN.

A: Well, it's for the best. $58 for a t-shirt is just stupid.

M: Agreed. I bet it's not even soft. See? Rage.

A: I wouldn't know since they don't actually mention what it's MADE OF. For that price perhaps they've woven in unicorn tears?

M: I think it's woven from David Bowie's actual Ziggy mullet.

A: Oooh, itchy.

M: I don't know, I picture him having very soft hair. I bet Iman buys nice conditioner.

A: Well, but the mullet predates Iman and silicone hair products. Aqua Net, baby!

M: This is true.

6 comments:

  1. Haha, thanks for the morning laugh!

    That is a ridiculous price for a t-shirt :O

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  2. Hahahahaha!

    What does "standard adult sizing" even mean? What is standard?

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  3. EXACTLY. There IS no standard! Gahhhh!

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  4. Standard adult size means really ginormous, kind of like how at tech conferences all the t-shirts are XXL. Anyone can wear them!

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  5. No, not exactly. They had a women's cut (shown above) and also a men's version. Women's cut t-shirts are all over the place in terms of sizing.

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  6. Oh my god. This exactly. I get so mad when I email customer service and they refuse to answer my question, or make it clear that they didn't read my email. David Bowie, you're too good for Sony.

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