Monday, January 16, 2012

MMUUUUHHH


A: That is the sound I made when I saw this:

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M: You are about to get very upset with me.

A: NO. WHAT? He's the size of a KITTEN. THE WAY YOU LIKE THEM.

M: This look is a bit too Sir Elton John for my liking. DON'T YELL.

A: .......................................

M: I just can't with the scarf.

A: He was at a premiere! He needed to be FANCY.

M: It's SILKY.

A: WOOL MAKES HIM BREAK OUT.

M: Now I'm just thinking of him with neck pimples. Fail. I think you are ruining Ewan MacGregor for me. Is this some kind of punishment?

A: Maybe.

M: WHAT DID I EVER DO TO YOU? Oh, wait.

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A: IT WAS FOR A ROLE.

M: Those glasses aren't. Though, depending on what's in his pocket, congratulations to Mrs. Weitz-Craig.

A: Oh? OH. Damn. DAMN.

M: RIGHT.

A: JUST NEED A MINUTE.

M: Do I need to bust out some smelling salts?

A: Whowha?

M: Snap out of it!



A: Hi! HI HI HI. I'm good. Now, look how cute they are here:


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M: She is SO PRETTY! And satisfied.

A: Yes, yes she is. I hope it works for those two crazy kids.

M: That's charitable of you.

A: I try.

5 comments:

  1. I do enjoy your banter so. and your pics. of yumminess.

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  2. That WHATNOTINTHEJEANS picture kind of made me fan my face at work.

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  3. Oh, in those jeans is a handgun, methinks. Sorry to ruin that. Wish it was what YOU said! Well, I guess I wish that- y'know, good for him (or her) if it's not a handgun.

    MHA

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  4. OMG. SCARRED AND SCARED FOR LIFE. Must...erase...memory...of...mysterious buldge....EWWWW terrible picture of him. I am reading Girl With Dragon Tattoo right now and he is NOT the same good looking as Mikael Blomkvist.

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  5. Okay, I was down with Ewan's outfit (do men have outfits?) until I saw the scarf. Until that point he was all early-80s-rising-garage-band-star, with the boots, and the jeans and that coat. That odd amalgam of Victorian poet + shit-kicker. But then he fancied it up with THE SCARF and...ick. Ewan! Don't be fancy, man!

    I'd comment on what might be in Mikael's pants, but then my brain might explode.

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