A: That is the sound I made when I saw this:
M: You are about to get very upset with me.
A: NO. WHAT? He's the size of a KITTEN. THE WAY YOU LIKE THEM.
M: This look is a bit too Sir Elton John for my liking. DON'T YELL.
M: I just can't with the scarf.
A: He was at a premiere! He needed to be FANCY.
M: It's SILKY.
A: WOOL MAKES HIM BREAK OUT.
M: Now I'm just thinking of him with neck pimples. Fail. I think you are ruining Ewan MacGregor for me. Is this some kind of punishment?
M: WHAT DID I EVER DO TO YOU? Oh, wait.
A: IT WAS FOR A ROLE.
M: Those glasses aren't. Though, depending on what's in his pocket, congratulations to Mrs. Weitz-Craig.
A: Oh? OH. Damn. DAMN.
A: JUST NEED A MINUTE.
M: Do I need to bust out some smelling salts?
M: Snap out of it!
A: Hi! HI HI HI. I'm good. Now, look how cute they are here:
M: She is SO PRETTY! And satisfied.
A: Yes, yes she is. I hope it works for those two crazy kids.
M: That's charitable of you.
A: I try.