M: Is there a word for Wanting To Be Jenna Lyons? Something German?
M: Listen, I just want those sunglasses, okay?
A: Oh, they're good. I'm liking the anchor bracelet a lot too.
M: It makes me long for summer. Remember when I had a tan and could wear neon? That was fun.
A: Oh, summer. I want to wear red cropped jeans and sandals and feel the sun on my skin. I am currently kind of greeny-yellow and sightless like one of those deep sea fish.
M: Do you have one of those little dangly glow lights coming out of your head?
A: Yeah...wanna see it? You...know...you...do...just...a...little...closer...
M: I'm skeered.
A: BUT YOU LIKE NEON.
M: Neon BAGS. Not creepy neon fish.
A: I love that. But, as a child of the 80's I am just not sure I can do it again.
M: Oh, hush. Yes you can. Picture it with your cute khaki trench. Wait, don't. Picture it with MY khaki trench and get your mitts off my bag, GOD.
A: I want to try it! You said I COULD.
M: I changed my mind.
A: You know what I do like? Neon toes. That was my favorite thing about last summer:
Can I just see your bag just for a minute?
M: I am IGNORING you and back to daydreaming about actually showing my toes in public.
M: Why are you so bitey?
A: Because of this:
A: YOU ARE WELCOME.
M: Going on my birthday list. I wish it was neon yellow a tiny bit, though.
A: Um, Cambridge Satchel Company does make that in neon yellow.
M: Well, DONE. You know my address. May 12th.
A: I...wait. What?
M: Sooooo super sweet of you to get that for me!
M: It's going to look so good with a tan.