A: What are we doing here? What the hell am I wearing? Are these pants?
M: Are you a zombie? God, my legs look great.
A: You really do have nice leg...hi. Wow, are you cold?
M: I'd rather be cold than wear those pants, I'm sorry.
A: No, it's just that you seem to be snuggling with me. It's cool. You smell nice.
M: You are just so cuddly.
A: These pants things are pretty warm. I really thought I was going for a Lanphear thing but instead I think it's more Bride of the Girl with the Dragon Tattoo. I can live with that.
M: They are so complicated, they make me tired. Maybe that's why I'm leaning on you.
A: Um, I have to pee.
M: What's your plan?
M: If you pee on this bench I'll have to move.
A: You might want to move.