A: What is happening here?
|photo: The Sartorialist|
M: All I can say is the girls in the background ARE MY FAVORITE.
A: OH, they are so deliciously catty! They are us, basically.
M: The subject of the photo kind of looks like what I imagine Anastasia Steele to look like. And yes, I just went to Fifty Shades of Grey I'M SORRY.
A: I was like, "who is Anastasia SteOH COME ON."
M: Listen, I'm not proud of it.
A: I'm starting to think you kind of are.
M: YOU TAKE THAT BACK.
A: YOU KEEP MENTIONING IT.
M: I'm not going to stop until you read it too.
A: YOU ARE A PUSHER. I still haven't forgiven you for making me read Twilight.
M: Oh, WHATEVER. Now you're part of the cultural lexicon! And if you read it, we can cast Christian Grey! I submit:
A: That makes me want to read it even less x 20. Can we focus, here? Why is she standing like that? WHY.
A: Maybe the SHobbit asked her to "look shorter?"
M: "Shorter. No, SHORTER! Just lay down on the ground. Perfect."
A: Or maybe something is wrong with the dress? It's just such a weird photo.
M: There is something funky going on with the photo processing around her feet. Maybe she was actually standing in a puddle of pee? The girls in the background are all "Damn, girl."
A: I think you're on to something.