|I am insufferable.|
FIRST TIP: BE VERY WEALTHY AND FLY FIRST CLASS.
A: Then I got to the Tracy Anderson leggings thing and my head burst into flames.
M: I couldn't even read that far.
A: Go take a look. They are leggings that target your UNIQUE PROBLEM AREAS.
M: That BITCH.
A: Tracy Anderson's unique problem area is HER HEAD.
A: I wonder if there's a hat that will address that?
M: In the interest of total disclosure, I am having trouble thinking of anything remotely funny to say about Goop.
A: It mostly just angers me. Or makes me feel poor. Or both.
M: It's too hot to think about.
A: That's just the compression from the Tracy Anderson You Are Flawed brand leggings.
A: I know.