M: 32!!! Why on earth would you need 32 of ANYTHING.
A: I KNOW RIGHT.
M: Crazy Lululemon freaks. Sheesh.
A: I'm kind of relieved that I hate everything they've been making lately. They just came out with a cycling line that is a total joke. I mean:
What the fuuuuuuck?
M: That is. What?
A: It's a little ruffle skirt to wear over bike shorts. I HAVE NEVER.
M: That is insufferable.
A: Then there's this, which looks like a factory accident:
M: WHAT I HAVE 32 OF THOSE.
A: Actually, the tank that girl is freaking out over is one of my favorites too, but I don't have 32 OF THEM.
M: 32! 32 overpriced workout tank tops! 32!
A: I know! That's like, a used CAR's worth of tank tops.
M: That is a tank top vacation.
A: I am going to do the math because I'm a jerk. 32 tanks @ $52 per tank is A LOT OF MONEY.
M: Don't forget tax! At least $1,800 on TANK TOPS FOR THE LOVE.
A: That's assuming she paid full price for them BUT STILL. THAT IS A LOT OF TANK TOPS. I need to go lie down.