M: You are welcome.
A: I love sports! Its my New Thing.
M: Did you know I am a huge water polo fan? HUGE.
A: Big swimming fan. Totally.
M: GOD BLESS THE OLYMPICS AND ALSO THIS DIVER.
A: I KNOW RIGHT? But I feel like we have to talk about this:
A: Is he shaved? And airbrushed? And filtered? WHAT IS HE HIDING.
M: I think it's pretty clear what he's hiding, Adrien.
A: I mean, other than a bad tattoo.
M: I want to talk about this fancy Rowing competitor. Doesn't he look like he might be royalty?
A: I think he's trying to make us think that, anyway.
M: "Look! I have a medal!"
A: OH COME ON. You know what sport I've been really getting into lately?
A: Canoe Sprint.
M: I just love how...fast they paddle? I don't even know. Canoes?
A: Like, little speed versions, I think? And they go fast? I don't know. I love it though.
M: I am sure that tight shirt makes him row a lot faster.
A: It would certainly make me row (paddle? whatever.) faster.
M: I'm sorry, I am back to this and lost my train of thought.
A: Gold medal! In Wet T-Shirt!
M: I love sport things!
A: With the sports! And the things for the sports!
M: Yay Olympics!