Friday, July 27, 2012

Biggest Fans.


M: You are welcome.

A: I love sports! Its my New Thing.

M: Did you know I am a huge water polo fan? HUGE.



A: Big swimming fan. Totally.



M: GOD BLESS THE OLYMPICS AND ALSO THIS DIVER.


A: I KNOW RIGHT? But I feel like we have to talk about this:



A: Is he shaved? And airbrushed? And filtered? WHAT IS HE HIDING.

M: I think it's pretty clear what he's hiding, Adrien.

A: I mean, other than a bad tattoo.

M: I want to talk about this fancy Rowing competitor. Doesn't he look like he might be royalty?



A: I think he's trying to make us think that, anyway.

M: "Look! I have a medal!"



A: OH COME ON.  You know what sport I've been really getting into lately?


A: Canoe Sprint.

M: I just love how...fast they paddle? I don't even know. Canoes?

A: Like, little speed versions, I think? And they go fast? I don't know. I love it though.

M: I am sure that tight shirt makes him row a lot faster.

A: It would certainly make me row (paddle? whatever.) faster.

M: I'm sorry, I am back to this and lost my train of thought.



A: Gold medal! In Wet T-Shirt!

M: I love sport things!

A: With the sports! And the things for the sports!

M: Yay Olympics!

12 comments:

  1. I *just* had a FB conversation about my love of swimming. You guys always make me laugh :)

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  2. " GOD BLESS THE OLYMPICS AND ALSO THIS DIVER." hahahahhahahaha.

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  3. You are not alone in your Olympics patronage, LOL.

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  4. Ladies - The US Men's Water Polo team works out at my gym (which is not a fancy gym, BTW, it's the campus gym at California Lutheran University, and because my husband works there, I paid like $50 to get in for the year). They are HUGH. Enormous. You should see the things they do with weights. It's a little terrifying, honestly. But the one in the link was routinely placing himself directly in front of my treadmill on a bike, which is not such a bad place to be. :)

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    1. I am breathless reading this. BREATHLESS.

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    2. I really want to respond to this but all I hear is a high pitched squealing and I think it's me.

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    3. You guys are hilarious! Honestly, my first response was something along the lines of "Why are there giants throwing barbells all around the gym every day?" After I figured out what was going on, well, let's just say that I got a little bit more dedicated to my morning workouts...

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    4. I want to move to wherever California Lutheran University is RIGHT NAOW. Standby while I google that....see you in the gym next week?

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  5. I dunno, they're all kind of gross to me. More Hamm please.

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  6. Oh, that rower, in the uniform. Me-ow!

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