Friday, September 7, 2012

How we do Fashion Week.


A: We will be rich and blog-famous any day now!

M: Any day now. I'm waiting. Will we have to go to fashion week? Because fashion week annoys me.

A: Eh, I think what we do is hang out at a restaurant NEAR fashion week and just make fun of people while we drink.

A: But wait, aren't there gift bags? We should get those and then go drink.

M: Oh, I do like presents. And drinks. And making fun of people.

A: Right? Maybe you're just doing fashion week wrong.

M: Maybe YOU'RE doing it wrong.

A: Uh, pretty sure I'm not:



M: Oh he's so happy to see me hiiiiiii!

A: Hi there:



M: What were we talking about? Politics? Toast?

A: Candy. Or paper? Something.

A: You know who's going to ruin all this, don't you?

M: Scrawny male moddles?

A: Nope:



M: EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEK!

A: RUINS EVERYTHING.

8 comments:

  1. Now why did you have to go and do that? Sheesh, you'll give a girl nightmares. And things were going so well, too. Come back, Ewan!

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  2. He looks short even when it's not a full body shot! Yikes..he's so talented like that. LOL.... Swoon..Ewan....

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  3. I totally thought of you guys last night because I got a gyro and the cashier looked exactly like Scott Shuman. I wish I had snuck a photo!

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  4. Very funny! I'm not doing fashion week either, but then I don't live anywhere near New York. But the thought of having to wade through all those crowds terrifies me. I'd rather sit with you all and have some drinks in a nearby cafe.

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  5. Mmmmmm, Ewan . . .

    I'm sorry, what were we talking about again?

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  6. caption for Scott pic:

    oh great, here come those two snarky bitches with the Tumblr page..

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