Friday, September 21, 2012

Take it all, Weisz




A: She is wearing my boots! And married to my man. WTF.

M: She's all THUMBS UP! YOUR MOVE, RED.

A: I just sent her my LV bag and what's left of my self-esteem.

M: No! You can't just roll over and take this from her! She's a bully!

A: But, Marianne, she's so pretty! And ugh, I just sent her my favorite Frye boots. They won't even fit her.

M: I am so disappointed in you.

A: I am full of shame. Or I would be if I hadn't just sent her all that too.

M: You are impossible. She is human and I am sure she doesn't look so perfect all the time.

(opening this)

(scrolling)

(scrolling)

Ugh.

A: WELL THAT HELPED A LOT.

M: Sorry. I just sent her my favorite bag and my new locket.

A: SEE? This is what I'm saying. I'm hoping if she has all my stuff Daniel will get confused and end up with me. That can happen, right?

A: ...right?

M: Oh, honey.

A: sigh.

1 comment:

  1. My husband once said that I looked a bit like Rachel Weisz. I think what he meant was "you are both human females with similar hair", but I cling to that comment. Cling.

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