Wednesday, October 17, 2012

Your New Boyfriend!

source: Barneys.com

M: Sure, we can't see his face, but who needs to with that outfit?

A: Um, what is GOING ON WITH THE SHORTS.

M: The shorts, the leggings, the t-shirt. Where to start?

A: No, I mean, does the model think he's Jon Hamm? There is...definition.

M: God, what is WRONG WITH YOU?

A: I DIDN'T TAKE THE PHOTO, MARIANNE. It's horrifying! Those shorts are a crime against humanity.

M: You are the one looking at his...areas.

A: It's kind of hard to avoid.

M: I managed it until I talked to you.

A: Ha. I'm just catching on to the $400 leggings. Four hundred dollar. Leggings. That cost $400.

M: Just the thing to go with your $600 shark mouth baby angel tee!

A: Well, duh.

3 comments:

  1. I'm going to choose to believe that's just an unfortunate fold in that guy's shorts because the alternative makes me want to hurl.

    Also, shark mouth baby angel tee makes me think of baby fish mouth and now I've got that phrase stuck in my head.

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