Friday, November 8, 2013

Fly Our Friendly Skies.

M: The hot sheriff from Once Upon a Time that we've talked about is now in 50 Shades of Grey. Jamie Dornan, I think. He's so nice looking.

M: I really don't want to have to see that movie.

A: You know you're going to. I haven't even read the books.

M: I don't know, I still haven't seen Magic Mike.

A: This is a travesty.

M: Clearly you need to come down here and watch it with me.

A: JetBlue should have a plane on standby for emergencies like this.

M: The Magic Mike Special.

A: The pilots all wear assless chaps.

M: This is a million dollar idea.

A: Don't tell Richard Branson.

M: Thighs in the Skies.

A: Have I told you lately that I love you?

M: Yes but I'll take it.

A: The flight attendants are all Joe Mangangalalaoo.

M: Joe Manicotti.

A: Joe Macarena.

M: Joe Maxipad.

A: Joe Manifold.

M: Joe Take Your Shirt Off.

M: What?

A: I don't think that's the correct spelling.

M: It's phonetic.

A: "Please put your tray table up as I prepare you for landing."

M: Hahahahaaaa.

A: *high five*


  1. I first saw Jamie Dornan in The Fall, and I just can't shake the creepy feeling...

  2. I read the book. There, I admitted it.

  3. I read ALL the books (no, they didn't get any better in case you were wondering) and am now much more likely to see the movie for a reason beyond shits & giggles because this Dornan fellow is involved.

    "Please put your tray table up as I prepare you for landing." -- Day. made.

  4. "Please buckle up, we might experience some turbulence"


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