Friday, December 6, 2013

Gift Guide: The SHobbit.


A: What should we get The SHobbit this year?

M: Short pants?


A: Maybe a nice stepladder?


M: So thoughtful! Maybe he needs some subtle new footwear?




A: SNORT. Those are rull nice. He seems like exactly the kind of fellow who'd want an Artisan Leather iPad cover:

But eff that.

M: That's really nice. I think you are getting off track.

A: Right! Sorry. How about this:



A: And one of these?

M: There you go. Much better.

A: We are so thoughtful.

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