Wednesday, April 9, 2014

Representing The Lollipop Guild.

A: Am I reading this interview correctly? SHobbit is taking credit for discovering Giovanna Battaglia and Anna Dello Russo? Also, he and Kanye are JUST ALIKE! WHEEEE.

M: DISCOVERED THEM? Oh. Oh my. I would like to hear what Giovanna and Anna think about that.

A: They weren't famous before he started taking their pictures, Marianne. AND OH MY GOD KANYE. HE RELATES TO KANYE WEST.

M: This explains so much.

A: I'm not even sure why I'm surprised by this. I mean, he basically wants to be Kanye, right? Is Kanye tall?

M: Kanye does not read as a tall man but I don't know.

A: The Internet says 5'8" which means 5'7" which is still way taller than SHobbit.

M: If the internet says 5'8" I'd say he's more like 5'5" or 5'6" tops. Maybe he wears sneaker wedges.

A: I am positive he wears sneaker wedges. So that makes the Sart, like, 5'2"?


A: You win. Here is a million dollars.

M: Thank You.

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