Tuesday, April 22, 2014

We Amuse Ourselves.


A: I'm still cracking up about our last SHobbit email post.

M: Me TOO. The panda!

A: BRILLIANT.

M: Laughing all over again.

A: I missed picking on that little jerk.

M: Me too.

A: CAMILLA. DOOR KNOB.

M: GODDAMMIT CAMILLA! NEED A BOOST.

A: LEG UP, CAMILLA.

M: Camilla! Seriously, dying.

A: I think we need to explore Camilla.

M: Yes, Camilla. The SHobbit's woebegone Amazonian assistant should go viral.

A: POOR CAMILLA. Remember when he advertised for her?

M: CAMILLA ARE YOU WEARING FLATS?!

A: How much does Camilla hate him?

M: So much. She lets the hem out on his pants so he thinks he is shrinking.

A: In laughing too hard to tyyype

M: Every week she hangs all the mirrors an inch higher.

A: I fucking love that girl.

M: She's devious but downtrodden. He makes her wear all the really dumpy Marni.

A: He doesn't want her to feel too good about herself!

M: CAMILLA IS THAT J.CREW DO YOU THINK YOU ARE JENNA LYONS.

A: The next day she replaced all his "pants" with actual pants.

M: CAMILLA!!!!


*photo source: blog.tinafreydesigns.com

3 comments:

  1. I'm amazed y'all haven't received a cease and desist yet ;)

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  2. You may need to start a 'Save Camilla' Kickstarter!

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