Friday, June 6, 2014

It's National Donut Day!

A: I HAVE NO DONUT.


M: I don't think he's eaten a donut in a long time.

A: Truth:



M: Aw, buddy. No.

M: Do you know how hard it is to find a picture of a celebrity eating a donut? HARD. Here's Zach Ephron.


A: That belongs on You Did Not Eat That.

M: He spat it out and was all:


A: Gisele looks like she's holding that bite in her mouth because she doesn’t know what to do with it:


M: She's terrified the calories are soaking into her tongue.

A: Hey! I found a picture of David Bowie eating a donut. From the sixties.


M: He looks...displeased.

A: His hair is perfect, though.

A: Wait! I found David Beckham with a donut!

M: I don't believe you.

A: Okay, so technically he's wearing the donut:


Details.

M: UGH SO MANY CLOTHES.

A: SO DEMANDING. HERE:


M: God why are we talking about DONUTS.

A: I KNOW RIGHT.


M: o_O

A: Who's your favorite?

M: Wha?

A: ME. I AM YOUR FAVORITE. GOD.

M: *blink blink*

A: Marianne?

M: *blink*

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