Wednesday, June 4, 2014

The Wedding.

image source: The Sartorialist

M: You know...Garance posted that she was in NY over the holiday weekend, and the SHobbit is posting photos from NY and Milan...WHAT ABOUT KAYNE'S WEDDING?

A: OH BURRRRNNNNNN.

M: CAMILLA GODDAMMIT WHERE IS THE MAIL?

A: CAMILLA YOU KNOW I CAN'T REACH THAT SHELF.

M: I SWEAR IF YOU HID THE MAIL FROM ME AGAIN. CAMILLA COME BACK THIS INSTANT.

A: ARE THOSE PLATFORM WEDGES?

M: WHAT IS THAT SMELL? CAMILLA HAVE YOU BEEN SHOPPING AT ABERCROMBIE AND FITCH???!?1!

A: CAMILLA I NEED A BOOST! NO I CAN'T REACH THE SINK WE'VE TALKED ABOUT THIS.

M: NO I WON'T BUY A STEPSTOOL WHO DO YOU THINK I AM.

A: KANYE? YEAH, GO WORK FOR HIM AND SEE HOW THAT GOES.

M: I HEAR HIS ASSISTANT ISN'T ALLOWED TO USE THE BATHROOM.

A: DON'T YOU GIVE ME THAT LOOK.

M: I WILL SLAP THAT LOOK RIGHT OFF YOUR FACE WOULD YOU BEND OVER PLEASE? MORE!

A: CAMILLA! WHERE ARE YOU GOING CAN YOU GET THE MAIL FIRST.

M: CAMILLLLAAAAAAA!

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