Tuesday, November 4, 2014

Everything Is Terrible. Please Confirm.

source: The Sartorialist

A: Is...the SHobbit taking credit for the basketball shorts thing? Because why would you do that?

L: Holy crap, he IS!

A: WHY. Why is he giving us one more reason to make fun of him?


A: Deep-seated envy because basketball shorts would be pants on him?

L: One can only assume. There is quite literally no other good reason for it.

A: He seems...proud of this thing he's done.

L: Boastful, even! Reminds me of the end of that nursery rhyme, "And the SHobbit said 'What a good boy am I!" Except the plum that he has pulled out on his thumb is a TERRIBLE, VERY BAD, NO GOOD fashion choice.

A: For some reason that just put some very bad images in my head.

L: I'm so sorry.

A: I need to go lie down.

L: Don't forget your basketball-short jammies!


  1. Terrible. Absolutely terrible.
    I just don't understand what kind of person wakes up in the morning and chooses to wear these. I mean really.
    There are quite a few comments on the SHobbit's post where people are saying "oh now I really need a pair"! Who ARE these people?

  2. Consider it confirmed - those shorts are the most terrible clothing item I've seen in a long time. Maybe the SHobbit likes them because he can see up them (shudder).

  3. Absolutely horrible - confirmed! I thought it was a Halloween prank or something. And if I see another description mentioning a "young lady", I may eat my own shorts in desperation. PS Love your blog!