WARNING: Slightly NSFW!
A: I am just…😶
M: I am more confused than I am by Donald Trump.
A: Where is her. Why does. What. Ouch.
A: Oh. Huh.
M: This is like a yeast infection "before."
A: And this. They Barbied her business.
M: I want someone to blame.
A: Trump. Clowns. Kardashians.
M: You leave poor Kim out of this.
M: Too soon.
A: Oh! Bieber!
M: LEAVE BIEBER ALONE.
A: He's such a little shit!
M: Paul Ryan.
M: Paul Ryan is definitely to blame.
A: For everything.
M: Vote, y'all.