A: I can’t stop thinking about this movie. He was a ghost. He was dead.
M: He was earthworm food.
A: Right. You don’t get to un-ghost.
M: It's not a CHOICE.
A: You are DEAD, DUDE. Your body is no more.
M: You know what? I think I'd like to be not dead.
A: I am tired of being a rotting corpse. I shall undo.
M: I think it would be fun to live to bone in the 21st century.
A: Apparently that’s tote possible.
A: The magic of Chrimmus and all.
A: You just have to really want it.
M: I need you to watch this movie.
M: It's on Netflix.
A: Okay, I will do this for you.
M: Thank you
A: He's most definitely immediately dead.
M: Straight away.
A: Karen's name is Kate, btw.
M: Kate, Karen, whatever.
A: Karen staying alone in this inn is totally contrived.
M: She's a property appraiser.
A: She's actually a lawyer, so, even dumber.
M: I was pretty fuzzy on the details.
A: Hot ghost is rull hot.
A: And so cranky.
M: Sooooo cranky.
A: Still zero reason for her to stay there.
M: None reason.
A: And she's been there for days!
M: TWELVE DAYS IN THE END
A: I have to say, his high-and-tight, jaunty vest, and penchant for mixing vintage cocktails makes him more of a hot hipster ghost than old timey ghost.
M: Oh 100%
A: OMG, the convo with the caretaker about how he can't get with Karen because of his "circumstances.” DUDE YOU ARE DEAD.
M: Circumstances being no body.
A: Oop, Karen just unghosted him with her magical Christmas kiss. ✨
A: Oop, his cranky ghost gf is all, "okay, I guess."
M: Sorry dead girl I have a live girl now.
A: I watched that entire movie.
M: Yeah you did.
A: He was super hot.
M: Insanely hot even with a dubious haircut.
A: I enjoyed the completely gratuitous shirtless scene.
M: And the random bar tending.
A: That was...odd.
M: It was all written in a fever dream.
A: DED GHOST MIXOLOGIST.
M: Hipster af.
A: Ghost gf was rolling her eyes.
M: She sees how it is.
M: She knows where his beard is waxed.
A: Just so we're clear, not watching any of your recs ever again.
M: What is wrong with you.
A: There was a side plot where his dead gf married his brother because she was pregnant. Or something.
M: It's not important!
M: I thought for sure she would end up with his identical great great grandson.
M: After he passed on.
A: Oh! THAT would be a plot twist.
M: All that time spent on the baby that turned out to be his.
M: Like he is gone then identical baby shows up to love her.
M: I should write this shit
A: Marianne. Nobody should write this shit.
M: Except me
M: Thomas Ernest Marius Beaudoin
M: Marianne Ernest Marius Beaudoin
A: Girl, stop
M: Be cool
A: BUT SERIOUSLY
M: HIPSTER GHOST WITH A REAL BODY
M: GETS UNDED
A: If Karen wants to bone hipster undead, fine with me.
A: Lort, it's so dumb.
M: I want to meet the people behind it all.
M: All gold.
A: This movie is a gift.
M: Told you.