A: Um. Four. Maybe five. Okay, six.
M: I have no fewer than five tabs open right now. However these just came up in my search, and SOLD.
A: Wow. I like that they give you helpful wearing options:
For Yoga, Maternity, Casual, For Summer or Autumn, Hammer Time, Beach, Street Dance, day-to-day relaxation,you can wear it around the house and travel.
A: I might have edited it slightly.
M: I seem to have been led astray.
M: Also I'm getting ads for yoga AND rave wear now, so.
A: That is a bargain and I think you need to focus.
A: Girl, NO. But these tho:
M: Those are baggier than I want. I think I want more of a sequin pant? Legging? Something to wear with a big cozy gin sweater.
|your gin is waiting|
A: I'm sorry, did you not start this conversation with Hammer pants?
M: I'm easily distracted. Ooh:
A: I found these and I love them but they're too many dollars:
A: This pair is for or when you want to wear sequins, but also blend in:
M: Yes those are very subtle.
A: I mean, CAMO SEQUINS. Duh.
M: Well I've gone and done it. I ordered the Nasty Gal leggings because they have a high waist and will actually be long enough and I'll wear them to all three holiday parties I'm invited to. And work. And pre-lounge. Done.
A: Yay! Please to post on Instagram because I'm bumming everyone out with my puffer coat. I have completely failed.
M: I can't say this is my MOST practical purchase.
A: Uh, pre-lounge? Work? Party wear? Practical doesn't even begin to describe them.
M: I really do need some pre-lounge pants. And apres-lounge.
A: I'm suddenly feeling bleak and sequinless.
M: I'm sorry for your loss.