Tuesday, December 20, 2016

We Discuss The Spirit of Hot Dude Christmas.

M: By the way I watched the most amazing movie last night.

A: Oh, do tell.

M: It's a Lifetime movie called The Spirit of Christmas.

A: No.

M: We open in Ye Olden Days where a dude is murdered straight away.

A: Well, that is very Spirit of Christmas.

M: Then flash forward to the present where a flustered property appraiser (yes that is her job) is being flustered and getting a promotion because she has no life.

A: This sounds very not compelling.

M: Then she gets a job--an old inn in the country needs to be appraised before it can be sold.

A: Oh no.

M: And for some reason, this requires her staying AT the old, empty inn.

A: Molly, you in danger, girl.

M: Which the caretaker warns her against! Because it is HAUNTED.

A: WELL OBVS.

M: But not by any ghost, a ghost that turns into a real person for the 12 days before Christmas.

M: Spoiler alert: he's hot.

A: Oh my God. No.

M: 

A: HAUNT ME.

M: So our flustered property appraiser whose name I can't remember but let's call her Karen. She's a redhead of course.

M: She meets the hot ghost and he's a total crank!

A: Pls hold, looking for the ghost emoji.

M: He is always locking her out of the inn, picking her up in his amazing arms.

A: 👻👻👻👻👻

A: So, like he’s the ghost Luke to her Lorelai.

M: He also makes a mean drink.



A: What even. You made this movie up.

M: So Karen decides she needs to help the ghost solve the mystery of his death so he can pass on and she can appraise this dang inn because her boss is pretty mad she's still up there!

A: Sorry, too busy banging the hot ghost.

M: Hijinks ensue.

A: Sorry, too busy banging the hot ghost FOR REALS.

M: In the end she helps him solve his mystery which involves being a rum runner and being murdered by his cousin.

A: Oh boy.

M: And then

M: It's time for him to "pass on"

M: After they kiss though.

M: And there's a dance?

A: They always ghost in the end.

M: I'm hazy on the details.

A: 👻❤️🍻

M: And Plot Twist!

A: Oh shit!

M: He decides he doesn't want to be a ghost anymore!

M: Because that's how it works I guess!

A: But he still dead.

M:

M: Nope

A: That is NOT how that works.

M: And I guess she gets fired and they live at the inn forever the end.

A: SHE IS LIVING WITH A CORPSE IN THE HAUNTED INN.

M: THE END.

M:

A: MERRY CHRISTMAS.

A: Seriously, tho, he is really hot.

M: SO HOT. And he speaks French. God bless us everyone.

A: Yes. That.

4 comments:

  1. This guy might actually make the movie worth watching. Also, after reading this post, I may have gone down the rabbit hole looking at his Instagram...swoon!

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  2. I just laughed out loud on the train home from work. #hauntmehottie

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  3. I saw this on Netflix and almost watched it, but I went with something else, the plot of which I can't remember at all. I think this one would've been more memorable - I'll have to check it out. At least he's hot, if nothing else.

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