A: I have closed out, like, six online shopping cart windows today.
M: Yeah just 🙅
A: The deals are so good but I don’t NEED any of it.
A: I have to keep reminding myself that I’m actually trying to get rid of stuff, not get more stuff.
M: Right and no, no you don't need sequined joggers, you really don't.
A: Shit. I do, though.
M: I do too.
A: Why. For where.
M: For...a Christmas party...?
A: A Christmas party I throw myself. Just me and the bourbon and the cookies.
M: And your fancy, fancy sweatpants.
A: I love this idea.
M: Pair with your favorite gin sweater and Uggs!
M: Party on.
A: But seriously, where do I get sequined joggers.
M: Better question is where DON'T you.
A: HOLY shit:
M: So many.
M: But Shana is to blame.
A: Those are so cute on her.
A: I want the Target pair. Who am I?
M: That Target pair will make you cry like it's Election night.
A: Too soon, Marianne.
A: Do you think I can wear sequined joggers to work?
A: So, no.
A: I can just seriously think of MANY ways sequined joggers can fit into my everyday wardrobe: Lounge. Party lounge. Pre-gym. Post-gym. Pre-race. Post-race. Podium pics. Liquor store run. Target run. They just make everything fancier.
A: Actually, probably not for Lounge because sequins aren’t comfortable.
M: Chafe city.
A: So festive, so poke-y.
M: I leave for Mexico soon!
A: Mexico? How did I not know about this?
M: Chris's best friend’s wedding.
A: Oh, how nice to be able to get away!
M: I'm looking forward to it.
A: Yay. What are you going to wear to the wedding?
M: No idea. A sack.
A: SEQUINED JOGGERS.
A: If not in Mexico, where.
M: Sand + sequins